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Ryan Dahl
Personal blog · tinyclouds.orgprogrammingai
Ryan Dahl's personal blog at tinyclouds.org covers programming and ai. Since 2009, 69 different Hacker News readers have linked it 74 times, most often “Google Brain Residency”. It is still writing: the last post was on 2025-10-10, and you can follow it by feed.
Most-linked posts?
- Google Brain Residency9 people · 9 mentions · first linked 2017-06-05
- Automatic Colorization8 people · 8 mentions · first linked 2016-01-08
- I hate almost all software (2011)5 people · 5 mentions · first linked 2015-11-12
- Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark5 people · 5 mentions · first linked 2022-09-04
- Design Mistakes in Node [pdf]5 people · 5 mentions · first linked 2018-06-05
- Node.js: Event-based I/O for V8 javascript4 people · 4 mentions · first linked 2009-06-01
- I hate almost all software4 people · 4 mentions · first linked 2023-01-15
- Design Mistakes in Node (2018) [pdf]3 people · 3 mentions · first linked 2021-08-07
- JavaScript Containers3 people · 3 mentions · first linked 2022-05-04
- Humans Are Just Stochastic Parrots3 people · 3 mentions · first linked 2025-10-25
What Hacker News says?
Here is his PDF of slides - http://tinyclouds.org/jsconf2018.pdf
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on “Things I Regret About Node.js [video]”Submitted Colorizing black and white photos with deep learning as a story · 554 points
HN discussionHere's the post by Ry that was supposedly deleted: http://tinyclouds.org/rant.html The point I took away from the post is that all abstractions carry a cost, no matter how elegant. Not "Ryan Dahl hates Node.js". But sure. Seems the author is intent on complaining and that's cool with me, but if you're doing Node then yeah don't let people like this get you down. Node's fast, Node's flexible and has so many users tha…
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on ““Node.js is one of the worst things to happen to the software industry” (2012)”Submitted Google Brain Residency as a story · 337 points
HN discussionThese results are clearly hand-picked to leave out complete failures like these: http://tinyclouds.org/colorize/val-imgs/val-000100-1.jpg http://tinyclouds.org/colorize/val-imgs/val-000800-2.jpg When I selected from the validation images, most had these blue splotches that were not shown on the web page. Obviously a model is not expected to work 100% of the time, but I think the link misrepresents the results by not…
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on “Colorizing black and white photos with deep learning”Submitted I hate almost all software (2011) as a story · 292 points
HN discussionIn their list of validation images, I thought this was was pretty cool: http://tinyclouds.org/colorize/val-imgs/val-006200-2.jpg
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on “Colorizing black and white photos with deep learning”Submitted Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark as a story · 261 points
HN discussionOn a tangent but any idea how the author's portrait was created? http://tinyclouds.org/ Edit: Thank you.
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on “Colorizing black and white photos with deep learning”Submitted I hate almost all software (2011) as a story · 226 points
HN discussionhttps://tinyclouds.org/javascript_containers
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on “Fresh is a new full stack web framework for Deno”Submitted JavaScript Containers as a story · 177 points
HN discussionWhen I some says "sell X to Y", I hear "explain how X will solve Y's problem or otherwise make their lives easier". Because that's fundamentally what selling is. I can talk for days about how marvellous the new iPhone is, the beautiful technology behind it, the marvellous processor and the high resolution screen that are, in their own way, feats of engineering that equal or surpass the Pyramids at Giza. But that's n…
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on “Sell yourself, sell your work”Submitted Asynchronous I/O in Windows for Unix Programmers (2011) as a story · 73 points
HN discussionhttp://tinyclouds.org/colorize/ http://tinyclouds.org/residency/
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on “Interview with Ryan Dahl, Creator of Node.js”Submitted I hate almost all software as a story · 65 points
HN discussionRyan is so smart. I like the way he thinks. This blog post [1] is still one of favorites. [1]: http://tinyclouds.org/rant.html
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on “Interview with Ryan Dahl, Creator of Node.js”Submitted Optimistic Nihilism (2017) as a story · 45 points
HN discussion> …I already have taken care of a lot of those Node issues in my own projects, there is not a ton that I see compelling in Deno. I felt this way too before using Deno for a while. So far I enjoy: - Breaking from npm/node modules support on purpose turns out to be a real plus for me. It's refreshing to have dependencies referenced by URL, and it's good to have them cached centrally by default (in $HOME/Library/Caches…
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on “Will Bun JavaScript Take Node's Crown”Submitted Automatic Colorization as a story · 37 points
HN discussionLooks like Mr Dahl was among the inaugural class of the Google Brain Residency: http://tinyclouds.org/residency/
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on “Propel – Machine learning for Javascript”Submitted Node.js: Event-based I/O for V8 javascript as a story · 27 points
HN discussionHe just hates almost all software anyway: http://tinyclouds.org/rant.html
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on “Propel – Machine learning for Javascript”Submitted Asynchronous I/O in Windows for Unix Programmers (2011) as a story · 26 points
HN discussion@dang can we update the URL to https://tinyclouds.org/trademark instead of the blog home page?
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on “Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark”Submitted I hate almost all software (2011) as a story · 25 points
HN discussionI think this should link to here: https://tinyclouds.org/trademark , not the front page.
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on “Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark”Submitted We're Still Underestimating What AI Means as a story · 10 points
HN discussionAs far as I know, the creator of Deno, Ryan Dahl, posted on his personal website about that trademark two years ago: < https://tinyclouds.org/trademark >. Oracle remains silent.
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on “Deno vs. Oracle: Canceling the JavaScript Trademark”Submitted Node.js - Javascript event-based I/O as a story · 8 points
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